No, I’m not talking about when I was a kid. Though I’m sure I must have had some potty training accidents way back when, I don’t remember them. I do, however, remember the incident that occurred about a month ago.
You see, I was getting ready to make some granola bars. Since we had some salted caramel on hand, I was savouring a spoonful of the stuff (please tell me I’m not the only one who does this!) and reading the ingredients out loud to my brother, who happened to be in the kitchen at the time.
But then, as I was nearing the end of my description, something horrible happened: a glob of caramel detached itself from the spoon that I was holding and plummeted towards the ground. Now, because it was the only reasonable thing to do, I tried to scream, but since I was reading, I ended up singing in an Opera-like fashion the words “sunflower seeds” (because that’s the ingredient that I was reading at the time). At the same time, I raised my left leg to save the caramel from falling onto the kitchen floor.
I don’t know what I was thinking at the time, perhaps I had myself convinced that I would lick the caramel from my pants (in my defense, it is absolutely delicious!). Anyways, my reaction elicited mockery on my brother’s part who had particular fun imitating me. Needless to say, we both burst in uncontrollable laughter in a matter of seconds.
I was down on my right knee with the damp washcloth my brother had tossed me to clean my pants when it happened: I was laughing so hard that I literally peed myself a little. Now, I could have just gotten back up, changed and moved on to other things leaving my brother in the dark about the accidental trinkle, but I didn’t. The whole situation was so ridiculous that I couldn’t not announce matter-of-factly: “well, I’m going to go change my pants now because I just peed myself”.
As you can imagine, the uncontrollable laughter started up again. Even now, as I think about it, I can feel some giggles bubbling up.
Do you have a funny anecdote you’re brave enough to share?