I’ve been seeing quite a few posts recently that outlined some of the weird search terms that people have used to find their blogs. It’s always a rather funny affair. I know that some of the search terms that have been used to find my blog have made me laugh or, at the very least, made me perplex and so, I decided I’d share the best with you.
Also, I’ve decided that I was going to change my blog’s theme, so don’t be surprised if you see a couple of changes over the weekend. By Monday morning, I should be set with a new one.
Ah the search terms…
my face bad latch on
I honestly have no idea what this means and am rather bewildered that it was used to find my blog three times.
how to do buttons up on back of baby’s clothes
Hum, let’s see, well if you can’t figure out how, perhaps it’s a good idea to not put a shirt on your baby that has buttons in the back?
how much is 5 meters of cloth
I’ll take a wild guess here and say….um…5 meters! Oh wait, you meant in feet right? 16.4 feet. Ok?
sleep deprived mom award
Hehe. Maybe someone should create the award? I’m sure many many moms qualify to win it!
heavy duty cargador frontal machines and their blog comenting
I don’t even own a frontal washing machine (though I would love to have one!).
dad breastfeeding
Though technically, male lactation is possible, I’ve never discussed it here.
breastfeeding son has teeth killing my boobs
All I can say is LOL
bed texture
???
cruel pinched 50+ boobs
I assure you that Little Dude has only pinched 2, not 50+
diaper squirt
Sometimes, I have the urge to Google some of the terms to see where they lead.
wifabif
Help me out. Does this actually mean anything in any language. I honestly have no idea how someone found my blog with this.
omg three month growth spurt
OMG I totally agree!
milk gorged titties
And people are actually looking for this?
all through the night may i
May you what?
What are some of the funky search terms that people have found your blog with?
mommytrainingwheels 
50+ boobs! LMAO but dad breastfeeding is still number 1 lol makes you wonder why people are looking these terms up!
I know! I can’t imagine what people are looking for exactly. Perhaps I’m just plain ol’ boring? LOL!
Some of these are so hilarious!!
For some reason, people find me ALOT with “skinny girl beer belly”. It really ups my confidence level!
HAHAHA! Can’t laugh out loud because we just got Little Dude down for his nap.
I love reading those! Let’s see um, “mom in diapers pics” “sexy diaper games” are the two main ones (I can only imagine their disappointment when they are directed to my site). Ironically, I thought “gorilla breastfeeding twins” was odd (I was thinking human twins) until I came across the pic myself and loved it so much I blogged it! Lol
Hum, so…are you up for a sexy diaper game? LOL
Always! 😉
Oh, I also got “dad breastfeeding twins.”
so funny! how do you find these?
When you’re in your dashboard. Go to “stats”, “search terms”, then select “all time”
I must look up mine! This could be fun! Thanks! 🙂
You’re welcome! Have fun lol.
btw, my favorite of yours is diaper squirt. WHO WOULD LOOK THAT UP?! haha!
Haha, I seriously have NO clue.
Haha!! “all through the night may i” is the best! LOL
I may be posting my search terms soon too (they have *one* theme running through them!)
Love your new look!! xo
I’ll be looking forward to your search terms. They are always a great fun to read. I honestly wonder how people actually find our blogs with some of the terms they use!
Thanks, I think I’ll stick with this look. I rather like that the widgets are in the sidebar instead of the footer.
What’s always interesting to me is the highly-clicked posts are not ones to get comments usually. Most comments I get are from WordPressers. lol
You’re right! I’d never given it much thought but most of my comments come from WordPress bloggers too. Hehe, WordPressers are just plain awesome! 😉
How can one find these search terms?
I just found your answer on this…sorry… I am reading the comments from the end to the first one..
Ok, glad you found it 😉